Wrultizers Celebrity Fan delighted with first win of season

Wrultizers celebrity fan Lorraine Kelly announced in the press last night of her delight at the Wrultizers first win of the season.

Lorraine has been a fan after getting chatted up and gropped by yet to be named Wrultizer player following a holiday romamce in Ibiza.

Talking after the Tizers stonking 8-0 win against P L Lerwick she said"The boys really did it in style last night a clean sheet at one end and 8 goals at the other, you just can't beat it."

Lorraine says she hopes to make a match in Shetland this year after missing out on the Final defeat to Burra last year.

Asked if she'd ever had a crush on a Tizer she said "I used to have the hots for Laurie "chickfly" Laurenson but since he's stopped playing she's turned her attention to the thinking woman's crumpet Craig Jarvie